Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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