found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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