in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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