Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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