you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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