When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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