I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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