Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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