I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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