if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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