a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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