dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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