Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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