Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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