im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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