I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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