Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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