can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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