She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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