Define "chronic" masturbator.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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