Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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