Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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