I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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