how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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