Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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