Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
