Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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