I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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