I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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