google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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