Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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