think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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