I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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