i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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