return my video game
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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