This girl is more easily done than said...
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize
