Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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