i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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