quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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