I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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