Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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