Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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