hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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