Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Randomize
