Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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