I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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