Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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