Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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