Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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