I look better un-naked...
she looked like the before picture.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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